From the press release:

The relationship, announced in conjunction with Microsoft's launch of the new Microsoft Dynamics AX Mobile Sales solution and Microsoft Dynamics Mobile Development Tools, paves the way for Motorola PartnerSelect members globally to port their existing enterprise mobility solutions to the Microsoft Dynamics platform. From direct store delivery applications for manufacturers to point of care solutions in the healthcare sector, Microsoft Dynamics AX customers can now empower their mobile workers with innovative Motorola enterprise mobility solutions that can improve productivity and decision-making at the point of activity.

Goodness, what appalling drivel. Certainly not staggeringly good news as can be seen by the stock prices after it was released at midday:

It continues with a quote from a person that nobody has heard of:

Anthony Julien, CEO of Spectra Interface, already both a Microsoft Dynamics and Motorola ISV partner, said, "By leveraging the tools and applications from Microsoft Dynamics Mobile and Motorola partners, we are now able to provide complete solutions to Microsoft Dynamics customers at a much faster rate than we could have done previously and has helped us to extend our geographic reach."

That's some wacky grammar. Dilbert's Mission Statement Generator ("Our goal is to collaboratively coordinate market-driven technology and assertively utilize unique content") is just as meaningless and gets the English correct.

There is no real information in the entire release. Even the explanation needs an explanation:

Microsoft Dynamics is a line of financial, customer relationship and supply chain management solutions that helps businesses work more effectively. Delivered through a network of channel partners providing specialized services, these integrated, adaptable business management solutions work like and with familiar Microsoft software to streamline processes across an entire business.

But don't all supply chain management solutions work this way and provide the same benefit? What is unique about it? What is compelling about it?

Tags: Pigs With Lipstick, Drivel