Tired of the object-oriented approach and looking for something new? Try Abject-Oriented Programming:

Abject-oriented programming is a set of practices for encouraging code reuse and making sure programmers are producing code that can be used in production for a long time. The number of lines of code in the application is a common measure of the importance of the application, and the number of lines a programmer can produce in a day, week, or month is a useful metric for project planning and resource allocation. Abject-oriented programming is one of the best ways to get the most lines of code in the shortest time.

abject: utterly hopeless, miserable, humiliating, or wretched: abject poverty.

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